i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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