Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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