3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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