end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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