Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Randomize
