But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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