i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
birth control should be required to get into college
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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