I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize