she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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