This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
OPIZZABONMYDICK
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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