I love black thongs
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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