there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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