I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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