Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
We were destined to go to rehab together
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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