their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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