Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I think i got beer on your cat.
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