whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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