well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
You can make out without kissing
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