i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Randomize
