Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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