this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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