oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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