Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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