i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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