I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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