she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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