I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
My balls are so social today.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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