i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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