sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Randomize
