He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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