Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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