Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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