So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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