What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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