So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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