How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
