big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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