This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I am never drinking with the goths again.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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