I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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