So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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