you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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