her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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