New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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