I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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