so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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