so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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