she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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