i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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