No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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