Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
How's work?
Spinning.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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