Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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