margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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