I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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