question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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