I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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