I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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