Everything about him screamed your future.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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