is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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