Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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